“Yesterday morning, you looked good. Yesterday evening, before you went out, you're pretty sure you looked real good. So who the hell is this schlub in the Facebook album from last night, tagged with your name?”(昨天清晨,你感觉自己看起来不错,昨夜出门之前,你相当的确信,自己真的是帅呆了。既然这样,那么这个从昨晚开始一直出现在你的非死不可相册上,写着你的名字的蠢货到底是谁?)